Bound to a Life I Never Asked For - Dark Graphic Tee

Being alive is a mandatory assignment you didn't sign up for. This tee is the ultimate reality check for your involuntary existence. Featuring a hollow-eyed, gaunt figure and the brutal reminder "BOUND TO A LIFE I NEVER ASKED FOR," it serves as a humble reminder to stay grounded in your own lack of agency. It’s dark, hilarious, and perfectly cynical.

​We printed this on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton because if you’re going to be tethered to a reality against your will, you might as well be comfortable while doing it. The fabric is lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, making it perfect for wearing while you dissociate through your daily obligations or contemplate the audacity of being born.

​The construction is built to last (unlike your enthusiasm for the future). We used side seams to maintain structure and shoulder tape to prevent stretching, so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash. The tear-away label means no annoying scratching, because the existential dread of being "bound" is already irritating enough.

​Shipping & Guarantee

​We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.