Certified Procrastinator - Premium Doomer Trucker Hat
Certified Procrastinator - Premium Doomer Trucker Hat
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Why do today what you can absolutely put off until tomorrow? This trucker cap is the official uniform for those of us who excel at waiting until the very last minute. Featuring the vintage-style "Certified Procrastinator" embroidery on the front, it lets everyone know that you will get to it... eventually. It’s the perfect accessory for lazy Sundays or deadlines you are actively avoiding.
We didn't just slap a slogan on a cheap hat; we built this to be a legitimate streetwear staple. The front panels are crafted from a durable blend of 60% cotton and 40% polyester, giving it a structured, premium feel that holds its shape. The back is made of breathable 100% polyester mesh to keep the air flowing, because stressing about deadlines can get sweaty.
It features a classic mid-profile fit with a pre-curved Permacurv® visor that looks great the moment you put it on. We also included a soft 100% cotton sweatband for all-day comfort and a sturdy plastic snapback closure, making it a fully adjustable One Size Fits All.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the embroidery isn't perfect or the hat arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
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