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Your own mind is the ultimate prison, and there’s no breaking out. This tee is the ultimate reality check for the burden of self-awareness. Featuring a distressed figure clutching their head in agony and the brutal caption "CONSCIOUSNESS IS PUNISHMENT," it serves as a humble reminder to stay grounded in your own existential dread. It’s dark, hilarious, and perfectly cynical.
We printed this on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton because if you’re going to be cursed with the weight of existence, you might as well be comfortable while doing it. The fabric is lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, making it perfect for wearing while you dissociate in public or ponder the pointlessness of it all.
The construction is built to last (unlike your desire to stay awake). We used side seams to maintain structure and shoulder tape to prevent stretching, so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash. The tear-away label means no annoying scratching, because the constant noise of your own thoughts is already irritating enough.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
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