Why stress about the apocalypse if you won't be there to see it? This tee features the Withered Wojak and the brutal truth: "The Future We Are Worried About... We Are Not Even In It". It’s a dark, comforting reminder that our anxiety is often pointless because time erases everything anyway. Perfect for late-night overthinkers who find peace in nihilism.
We printed this on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton because if you’re going to contemplate mortality, you should at least be comfortable. The fabric is lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, making it perfect for hot days or layering under a hoodie when the existential dread kicks in.
The construction is built for the present moment. We used side seams to maintain structure and shoulder tape to prevent stretching, so the shirt looks good even after you've worn it three days in a row. The tear-away label means no annoying scratching on your neck.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
