They say it takes 10,000 hours to master a skill. Well, consider us masters. This hoodie features the viral "I'm Not Struggling With Depression! In Fact I'm Very Good At It" quote, paired with a detailed graphic of a Doomer lying in a river in the rain. It’s the ultimate statement piece for anyone who has turned existential dread into a full-time career. It’s not a cry for help; it’s a resume flex.
We designed this hoodie to be your comfort zone when the world gets too loud. It is crafted from a soft, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that provides serious warmth (since the world is cold enough already). It features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord for when you need to go into hiding.
The construction is built to last. We used a seamless tubular knit design to reduce fabric waste and improve the fit, along with quality stitching that holds up wash after wash. Whether you are rotting in bed or forced to go outside, this hoodie is the perfect uniform for a pro.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
