The internet keeps telling us to "go touch grass" whenever we feel bad. Well, we went outside, we touched the grass, and guess what? We still feel empty. This hoodie captures that specific realization. Featuring a teary-eyed Wojak and the brutally honest text "TOUCHING GRASS IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED HUG", it’s the perfect cry for help that doubles as a fire streetwear fit.
We designed this hoodie to be the hug you actually need. It is crafted from a warm, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that feels substantial and cozy. The soft interior is perfect for those days when you just want to curl up and avoid the world (and the grass). It features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a double-lined hood for extra comfort.
The construction is built to last through your entire healing arc. We used a seamless tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a smooth, comfortable drape. The ribbed knit cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to ensure they hold their shape wash after wash. Wear it to warn people that your love language is physical touch (or just pity).
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
