The internet keeps telling us to "go touch grass" whenever we feel bad. Well, we went outside, we touched the grass, and guess what? We still feel empty. This sweatshirt captures that specific realization. Featuring a teary-eyed Wojak and the brutally honest text "TOUCHING GRASS IS NOT ENOUGH I NEED HUG", it’s the perfect cry for help that doubles as a fire streetwear fit.
We designed this crewneck to be the hug you actually need. It is crafted from a warm, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend that feels substantial and cozy. The soft fleece interior is perfect for those days when you just want to curl up and avoid the world (and the grass).
The construction is built to last through your entire healing arc. We used a tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a smooth, comfortable drape. The ribbed knit collar and cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to ensure they hold their shape wash after wash. Wear it to warn people that your love language is physical touch (or just pity).
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
