This isn't toxic positivity; it’s just stubborn curiosity. This hoodie features the viral text "Staying Alive Just In Case Something Good Happens," paired with a Doomer Wojak surviving on chips and cheap drinks. It captures the specific feeling of hanging on by a thread, not because you’re happy, but because you don't want to miss the plot twist if things actually get better.
We designed this hoodie to be your survival armor. It is crafted from a soft, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that provides serious warmth (unlike your outlook on life). The fabric feels substantial and durable, while the spacious kangaroo pocket is perfect for hoarding snacks. The double-lined hood features a color-matched drawcord, letting you hide from the world until that "something good" finally shows up.
The construction is built to last as long as you do. We used a seamless tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a comfortable fit, and the ribbed knit cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to hold their shape through countless wash cycles.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
