Some people use the law of attraction to manifest wealth and success. We just seem to manifest absolute disaster. This hoodie captures that energy perfectly. Featuring the viral "I do not chase, I attract (PROBLEMS)" slogan surrounding a smoking Wojak in a field of psychedelic blue mushrooms, it is the perfect ironic statement for anyone whose life feels like a magnet for bad luck.
We built this hoodie to be your comfort blanket when the problems actually arrive. It is crafted from a durable, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that offers serious warmth and a soft interior. The black fabric provides the perfect backdrop for the vibrant blue vector art, making the design pop without being too loud.
The construction is designed to survive whatever chaos you attract next. We used a seamless tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a smoother fit, and the ribbed knit cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to keep their shape. The double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord is perfect for hiding when the consequences of your actions catch up to you.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
