This soft, midweight crewneck blends cozy everyday wear with a wink of dark humor. The front shows a detailed, slightly eerie portrait framed by laurel-like foliage and bold type that reads “I do not chase — I attract (PROBLEMS)”, giving the piece an offbeat, tongue-in-cheek personality. The fabric’s smooth face and sturdy stitching make it a dependable layer for cooler days, while the neutral white ground keeps the art as the focal point. Wear it when you want to signal dry wit and a little mischief — whether you’re lounging at home, wandering city streets, or meeting friends for a low-key hangout.
This crewneck sits true to a classic fit with a clean neckline and reinforced seams for long-lasting shape. The design’s deep blue and black palette contrasts sharply against the white, letting the illustration pop without shouting. It feels familiar and slightly subversive — a subtle statement piece that pairs easily with jeans, joggers, or layered under a jacket for an extra hint of personality.
Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and structure - Tubular knit (no side seams) for a smooth, waste-reducing finish - Double-needle stitching at shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband, and cuffs for durability - Embroidery and DTF/DTG print options; inner neck uses DTF labels and wrist prints - OEKO-TEX dyes, US Cotton Trust Protocol–backed cotton; made in Nicaragua
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dryclean
