Some people use the law of attraction to manifest wealth and success. We just seem to manifest absolute disaster. This tee captures that energy perfectly. Featuring the viral "I do not chase, I attract (PROBLEMS)" slogan surrounding a smoking Wojak in a field of psychedelic blue mushrooms, it is the perfect ironic statement for anyone whose life feels like a magnet for bad luck.
We printed this on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton because if you’re going to be a walking disaster, you should at least be comfortable. The fabric is lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, making it perfect for surviving whatever chaos you attract next.
The construction is designed to last longer than your luck. We used side seams to maintain structure and shoulder tape to prevent stretching, so the shirt looks good wash after wash. The tear-away label means no annoying scratching on your neck, which is one less problem to deal with.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
