Modern life is exhausting. You have to study, work, pay bills, and reply to emails. Dinosaurs didn't have to do any of that; they just got to be extinct. This hoodie captures that specific craving for peace. Featuring a burnt-out Wojak sitting at a cafe with his laptop and the caption "I WISH I WAS A DINOSAUR... NO STUDY. NO WORK. JUST EXTINCT", it is the perfect uniform for anyone who is totally over the hustle culture.
We designed this hoodie to be your escape pod. It is crafted from a soft, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that provides serious warmth (unlike the meteor that killed the dinosaurs). It features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord for when you just want to hide from your responsibilities.
The construction is built to handle the daily grind. We used a seamless tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a comfortable fit, and the ribbed knit cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to hold their shape. Whether you wear it to a 9 AM lecture or a 9 PM breakdown, it’s the most relatable piece of clothing you’ll ever own.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
