Modern life is exhausting. You have to study, work, pay bills, and reply to emails. Dinosaurs didn't have to do any of that; they just got to be extinct. This sweatshirt captures that specific craving for peace. Featuring a burnt-out Wojak sitting at a cafe with his laptop and the caption "I WISH I WAS A DINOSAUR... NO STUDY. NO WORK. JUST EXTINCT", it is the perfect uniform for anyone who is totally over the hustle culture.
We designed this crewneck for the days when you just want to shut your laptop and disappear. It is crafted from a medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend that offers the perfect balance of warmth and durability. The fabric feels substantial and cozy, making it ideal for freezing lecture halls, cold offices, or just sleeping in on the weekend.
The construction is built to handle the daily grind (even if you hate it). We used a tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a cleaner, more comfortable fit. The ribbed knit collar and cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to ensure they hold their shape and don't stretch out over time. Available in Black, Navy, and more, it’s the most relatable piece of clothing you’ll ever own.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
