We’re not saying happiness is a scam, but have you seen the terms and conditions? This tee features the classic Doomer Wojak sitting alone under a streetlamp at night, pondering the question that keeps us all awake: "Is Happiness Just A Myth?". It’s a brutal, honest, and visually striking piece for anyone who prefers realism over toxic positivity.
We printed this on 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton because if you’re going to be having an existential crisis, you should at least be comfortable. The fabric is lightweight (4.2 oz) and breathable, making it perfect for those suffocatingly hot summer days or layering under a hoodie when the world gets cold.
The construction is built to last longer than your dopamine hits. We used side seams to maintain structure and shoulder tape to prevent stretching, so the shirt keeps its shape wash after wash. The tear-away label means no annoying scratching on your neck while you stare at the ceiling at 3 AM.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
