Kafkaesque Morning Ritual Mug

Waking up is already a bureaucratic nightmare; you might as well have a mug that matches the absurdity of your existence. This vessel is the ultimate reality check for your daily transformation from a sleeping human into a productive cog. Featuring a somber, mustachioed figure and the jagged "KAFKAESQUE MORNING RITUAL" typography, it serves as a humble reminder to stay grounded in the confusing, illogical maze of your own life. It’s dark, hilarious, and perfectly cynical.

​We crafted this from 100% ceramic because if your morning routine feels like an endless trial, your mug should at least be durable. The glossy finish is reliable and likely the only thing in your kitchen that won't suddenly change its rules on you. It is the perfect companion for staring blankly at a wall while you wait for the caffeine to make the world make sense again.

​The utility is built for a low-maintenance life (unlike the complex systems you're forced to navigate). It is microwave and dishwasher safe, because you have enough paperwork to deal with without adding "hand-washing dishes" to the list. The high-definition print stays vivid wash after wash, so your ritual remains aesthetically pleasing even if the rest of your day feels like a glitch in the system.

​Shipping & Guarantee

​We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.