We’re not saying happiness doesn’t exist, we’re just saying we haven’t seen it lately. This hoodie features the classic Doomer Wojak sitting alone under a streetlamp at night, asking the question that keeps us all awake: "Is Happiness Just A Myth?". It’s a brutal, honest, and visually striking piece for anyone who prefers realism over toxic positivity.
We designed this hoodie to be your armor for those long, cold nights. It is crafted from a soft, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that provides serious warmth without feeling heavy. It features a spacious kangaroo pocket to keep your hands warm (or hide them) and a double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord for when you need to disappear into your own world.
The construction is built to handle the grind. We used a tubular knit design to eliminate annoying side seams for a cleaner fit, and the high-quality digital print captures the gritty "paint splatter" details of the design perfectly against the fabric. Whether you are out for a 3 AM walk or just rotting in your room, this hoodie is the perfect companion.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
