We’re not saying happiness doesn’t exist, we’re just saying we haven’t seen it lately. This sweatshirt features the classic Doomer Wojak sitting alone under a streetlamp at night, asking the question that keeps us all awake: "Is Happiness Just A Myth?". It’s a brutal, honest, and visually striking piece for anyone who prefers realism over toxic positivity.
We built this crewneck to be your go-to layer for those long, cold nights. It is crafted from a durable, medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend that feels substantial and warm without being stiff. The soft fleece interior makes it perfect for isolation, while the classic fit ensures it looks good whether you’re out for a night walk or rotting in your room.
The construction is designed to handle the grind. We used a tubular knit design to eliminate annoying side seams for a cleaner drape, and the ribbed knit collar and cuffs are reinforced with double-needle stitching to keep their shape wash after wash. The graphic print features a high-quality "paint splatter" effect in blue and teal that frames the Doomer character perfectly against the black fabric.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
