Why stress about the apocalypse if you won't be there to see it? This hoodie features the Withered Wojak and the brutal truth: "The Future We Are Worried About... We Are Not Even In It". It’s a dark, comforting reminder that our anxiety is often pointless because time erases everything anyway. Perfect for late-night overthinkers who find peace in nihilism.
We designed this hoodie to be your shelter from the existential dread. It is crafted from a soft, mid-weight 50/50 cotton-poly fleece that provides warmth and comfort. The black fabric makes the white and red distressed text pop, giving it a vintage, worn-in look right out of the box.
The construction is built for the present moment. We used a seamless tubular knit design to eliminate side seams for a better fit, and the double-lined hood with a color-matched drawcord lets you hide from the world whenever you need to. It’s durable, cozy, and logically sound.
Shipping & Guarantee
We currently ship this item to the USA, Canada, UK, Europe, Australia, New Zealand, India, Pakistan, and the Philippines. We stand by our quality, so if the print isn't perfect or the item arrives damaged, just send us a photo and we will send you a replacement free of charge.
